you don't live here

LML and I were complaining last night.
Why couldn't we fall asleep?
we tried and tried...we must have dozed off around 11 and 11:30, respectively.

woof. grr. mmm woof.
Woof.
WOOF.

Alright boy, that's enough.

BANGGGGGGGGGGG!

WTF WAS THAT?
[a big bang, tree, boulder, brick or all hit my bedroom window.]

"Oops, Sorry!"

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Out goes LML with his fleece.
He gains about 6 inches in heights. Makes him about 7 ft. tall.

a little shrimp headed dork is standing on our doorstep.
drunk? probably.
high? yep.

Dork:" i'm waiting for stephanie"
LML: "oh yeah? which floor?"
Dork now Ass: "um, second."
LML: "alright, let's go"
Dork now Ass: "won't we wake everyone up?"



Oops- DID I MENTION IT WAS 1:15 at this point?!

One. Fifteen.
AM!

LML: "YOU (*&*^*&^ WOKE ME UP! UPSTAIRS, NOW!"
 Eventually we find out that he was jerking us around for a place to sleep- oh yeah.

and no one in the entire house knew him!

so he leaves.
2:15 we've fallen asleep.
2:30 there's a knock on the window!!!!!!

!
can you let me in?
LML: NO! I'm sleeping- go HOME! HOME!

He leaves.
Of course, he still wants to sleep over.
Now, we're up watching Who's The Boss and I Love Lucy- maybe not in that order but who knows?

4 am!
4!! We hear a creak at the door.
He was sleeping on our porch!

Cursing, yelling, screaming commences.
Asswipe leaves.

I didn't know until this morning that he hit up my neighbors house looking for a Manuel!!!
This lady and her family have been in that house for close to 100 years. No Manuel. Ever.
Though he did want to go inside and use her phone.
Seriously?

I'm dreading going to sleep tonight :/

Anything like this ever happen to you?!

love me,
the sleep deprived
globetrotting gamine