LMAO, Vol. 1:

My sister just called me and asked if I had weird dreams last night like she did.

Why, yes! I said. I dreamt LML cheated on me and I threw the girl off a mountain.

OOh, that's not good...sister said. Usually such dreams mean the opposite.

My dream was disturbing, sister said.


Well, sister says that in her dream she was standing at something like an airport...as if she was waiting for her luggage. Instead of luggage coming out of the conveyor belt, babies were popping out. Different ones! Some newborn, some older.

Did she pick any babies? She wanted the newborn, she said...but a giggly, mushy older baby clung to her instead.

She didn't want that one but figured it would have to do.



heart to hearts...